BREAKING NEWS:.The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All…

BREAKING NEWS:.The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-aaah with Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur bitchin’. If you don’t like this, suck it up princess, life doesn’t revolve around you!